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(no subject) [Jan. 30th, 2008|08:38 am]
Sassy and a Bit Twisted
First things first:
Washington Post dabbles in the questionable.

In other news, I am completely awesome. Critics give me 5 stars.
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(no subject) [Jan. 23rd, 2008|02:18 pm]
Sassy and a Bit Twisted
[Current Mood |goodgood]

Babies everywhere!
Congrats to Chris and Miranda who had a beautiful baby boy recently.
Congrats to minismee and Jimmy who are expecting a mini-person in or around mid-March.
Congrats to thenicedime and Michael who are expecting a baby before the year is up.
Congrats to Amber and Stephen who are also expecting a little person within the year.
Good heavens.

In other news, Angie and Christian have set their wedding date for March 14. YAY! I get to be a bridesmaid again ^.^

One of Robert's friends asked him and some other people to list five of the most important songs in their lives. She was compiling the results to make a CD to play her baby (another baby!), and the idea was pretty awesome.

Here are mine. What are yours?Collapse )

an another survey involving musicCollapse )

And finally, because I have to brag about how awesome of a best friend I have, I'm going to direct your attention to Salt the Holly so you can see some of thebratling's art (she's helping me with the comic for at least this section).
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(no subject) [Jan. 23rd, 2008|01:51 pm]
Sassy and a Bit Twisted
My coworker gave me one of those plastic insert-tab-into-slot pirate ship kits for my desk. He explained that someone had given it to his 4-year-old son. "We're raising him ninja, though, so he can't have it."
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(no subject) [Jan. 8th, 2008|06:16 pm]
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Conversation of the Day:
Me: I am still living in the dark ages. This isn't a computer, it's just a complicated abacus!
Rutger: Who uses computers? I shout ones and zeroes into a phone.
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Quote of the Day [Dec. 21st, 2007|10:20 am]
Sassy and a Bit Twisted
You've played trash can basketball, I'm sure.
My boss made a basket and shouted, "Michael Jordan!"
Then he turned to us and said, conversationally, "You know, after 'Space Jam,' nothing was the same."

Anyway - have a good holiday.
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WTF? I mean, seriously... [Dec. 10th, 2007|04:35 pm]
Sassy and a Bit Twisted
[Current Mood |annoyedannoyed]

I live in Central Texas. As a resident of the southern portion of the United States, I regularly face untold peril.

One specific danger is prolonged exposure to the word "y'all."

Now, having spent 25 years honing my defenses against this atrocity of the English language, I feel I am decently well-equipped to withstand its horror regardless of its current form. The three recognized forms of "y'all" are as follows:
y'all (the most common form)
ya'll (for those who do not properly understand contractions)
yall (for those who do not understand or prefer to ignore punctuation)

I have discovered a new form today - one I am certain has never before been seen:
yal
This is the form for those who not only do not understand contractions or punctuation but have a blatant disregard for spelling anything correctly EVER.

I think the user of the above form has singlehandedly given me a facial tic (though this is not the only reason).

In other news, you can apparently change the "Adult Content" rating of your entries! Sweet!
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(no subject) [Nov. 16th, 2007|12:54 pm]
Sassy and a Bit Twisted
Thank you, aeryn42, for an awesome AWESOME link analyzing rap through charts and graphs.

This one is my favorite (you can click it to see the rest):

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(no subject) [Nov. 15th, 2007|11:01 am]
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The comic has been going well, I think. I've started coloring it, but I'm only using Crayola colored pencils. The peach colored pencil keeps breaking, which makes me sad. It's about three inches shorter than all the others!

SO.

I wrote to Crayola asking them if I could buy colored pencils on a one-off basis since that one kept breaking, and I didn't want to buy an entire new box JUST for that one color.

This was the response:
"I am sorry to inform you Colored Pencils are not sold separately. We are sending to you, via regular mail, one peach colored pencil compliments of Crayola."

BAD. ASS. I love Crayola.

In other news, I am hopelessly addicted to Katamari Damacy. *rolls up soy sauce, buttons, tacks, snails, pigeons, fire hydrants, children, sumo wrestlers, penguins, fences, stop signs...* Currently, I'm stuck on the 6 meter katamari level - I have only been able to make it to 3.24 meters before my time runs out. Somehow I must do better.
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(no subject) [Oct. 11th, 2007|01:52 pm]
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I was processing some expense receipts today, and one was from a business dinner at Nutty Brown Cafe in Louisiana.

The server's name was "Zombie Slayer."
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(no subject) [Oct. 11th, 2007|11:49 am]
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Today's Spam Mail:

Subject:
Would for the king's sake he were.
Message:
He urged firms especially those in sensitive industries to look at detailed personnel.
This file would then trigger another program that was the actual pernicious.

Riiiiight.
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