|WTF? I mean, seriously...
||[Dec. 10th, 2007|04:35 pm]
Sassy and a Bit Twisted
I live in Central Texas. As a resident of the southern portion of the United States, I regularly face untold peril.
One specific danger is prolonged exposure to the word "y'all."
Now, having spent 25 years honing my defenses against this atrocity of the English language, I feel I am decently well-equipped to withstand its horror regardless of its current form. The three recognized forms of "y'all" are as follows:
y'all (the most common form)
ya'll (for those who do not properly understand contractions)
yall (for those who do not understand or prefer to ignore punctuation)
I have discovered a new form today - one I am certain has never before been seen:
This is the form for those who not only do not understand contractions or punctuation but have a blatant disregard for spelling anything correctly EVER.
I think the user of the above form has singlehandedly given me a facial tic (though this is not the only reason).
In other news, you can apparently change the "Adult Content" rating of your entries! Sweet!