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(no subject) [Jan. 30th, 2008|08:38 am]
Sassy and a Bit Twisted
First things first:
Washington Post dabbles in the questionable.

In other news, I am completely awesome. Critics give me 5 stars.
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(no subject) [Jan. 23rd, 2008|02:18 pm]
Sassy and a Bit Twisted
[Current Mood |goodgood]

Babies everywhere!
Congrats to Chris and Miranda who had a beautiful baby boy recently.
Congrats to minismee and Jimmy who are expecting a mini-person in or around mid-March.
Congrats to thenicedime and Michael who are expecting a baby before the year is up.
Congrats to Amber and Stephen who are also expecting a little person within the year.
Good heavens.

In other news, Angie and Christian have set their wedding date for March 14. YAY! I get to be a bridesmaid again ^.^

One of Robert's friends asked him and some other people to list five of the most important songs in their lives. She was compiling the results to make a CD to play her baby (another baby!), and the idea was pretty awesome.

Here are mine. What are yours?Collapse )

an another survey involving musicCollapse )

And finally, because I have to brag about how awesome of a best friend I have, I'm going to direct your attention to Salt the Holly so you can see some of thebratling's art (she's helping me with the comic for at least this section).
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(no subject) [Jan. 23rd, 2008|01:51 pm]
Sassy and a Bit Twisted
My coworker gave me one of those plastic insert-tab-into-slot pirate ship kits for my desk. He explained that someone had given it to his 4-year-old son. "We're raising him ninja, though, so he can't have it."
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(no subject) [Jan. 8th, 2008|06:16 pm]
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Conversation of the Day:
Me: I am still living in the dark ages. This isn't a computer, it's just a complicated abacus!
Rutger: Who uses computers? I shout ones and zeroes into a phone.
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Quote of the Day [Dec. 21st, 2007|10:20 am]
Sassy and a Bit Twisted
You've played trash can basketball, I'm sure.
My boss made a basket and shouted, "Michael Jordan!"
Then he turned to us and said, conversationally, "You know, after 'Space Jam,' nothing was the same."

Anyway - have a good holiday.
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WTF? I mean, seriously... [Dec. 10th, 2007|04:35 pm]
Sassy and a Bit Twisted
[Current Mood |annoyedannoyed]

I live in Central Texas. As a resident of the southern portion of the United States, I regularly face untold peril.

One specific danger is prolonged exposure to the word "y'all."

Now, having spent 25 years honing my defenses against this atrocity of the English language, I feel I am decently well-equipped to withstand its horror regardless of its current form. The three recognized forms of "y'all" are as follows:
y'all (the most common form)
ya'll (for those who do not properly understand contractions)
yall (for those who do not understand or prefer to ignore punctuation)

I have discovered a new form today - one I am certain has never before been seen:
This is the form for those who not only do not understand contractions or punctuation but have a blatant disregard for spelling anything correctly EVER.

I think the user of the above form has singlehandedly given me a facial tic (though this is not the only reason).

In other news, you can apparently change the "Adult Content" rating of your entries! Sweet!
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(no subject) [Nov. 16th, 2007|12:54 pm]
Sassy and a Bit Twisted
Thank you, aeryn42, for an awesome AWESOME link analyzing rap through charts and graphs.

This one is my favorite (you can click it to see the rest):

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(no subject) [Nov. 15th, 2007|11:01 am]
Sassy and a Bit Twisted
The comic has been going well, I think. I've started coloring it, but I'm only using Crayola colored pencils. The peach colored pencil keeps breaking, which makes me sad. It's about three inches shorter than all the others!


I wrote to Crayola asking them if I could buy colored pencils on a one-off basis since that one kept breaking, and I didn't want to buy an entire new box JUST for that one color.

This was the response:
"I am sorry to inform you Colored Pencils are not sold separately. We are sending to you, via regular mail, one peach colored pencil compliments of Crayola."

BAD. ASS. I love Crayola.

In other news, I am hopelessly addicted to Katamari Damacy. *rolls up soy sauce, buttons, tacks, snails, pigeons, fire hydrants, children, sumo wrestlers, penguins, fences, stop signs...* Currently, I'm stuck on the 6 meter katamari level - I have only been able to make it to 3.24 meters before my time runs out. Somehow I must do better.
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(no subject) [Oct. 11th, 2007|01:52 pm]
Sassy and a Bit Twisted
I was processing some expense receipts today, and one was from a business dinner at Nutty Brown Cafe in Louisiana.

The server's name was "Zombie Slayer."
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(no subject) [Oct. 11th, 2007|11:49 am]
Sassy and a Bit Twisted
Today's Spam Mail:

Would for the king's sake he were.
He urged firms especially those in sensitive industries to look at detailed personnel.
This file would then trigger another program that was the actual pernicious.

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